Who says there is no humor in the bible?
The people said this to Moses:
‘And now why should we die? For this great fire is consuming us. If we hear the voice of יהוה our Elohim any more, then we shall die. You go near and hear all that יהוה our Elohim says, and speak to us all that יהוה our Elohim says to you, and we shall hear and do it.’
Paraphrased:
We will die if we listen to the Voice of Yahweh.
Solution – let’s tell Moses to do it.
LOL, I guess they don’t care if Moses dies.
Another one…
Exodus 19
20And יהוה came down upon Mount Sinai, on the top of the mountain. And יהוה called Mosheh to the top of the mountain, and Mosheh went up.
21And יהוה said to Mosheh, “Go down…
LOL
Mosheh:
“Come on, make up your mind!!!
Up the mountain, down the mountain.
I’m an old man!!
I can’t be doing this all day long!”